OnlyFans is a virtual goldmine, with many creators being worth more than their weight in gold. Those who want to make money on OnlyFans can do so in many different and, some would say, weird ways.

Now, weird is a relative term, and there will be no judging here. That being said, let’s see what gets the normies pretending they’re shocked when in fact, they’re hot and bothered.

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Let’s hop into it!

Selling Aromatized Personal Items

Out of the five senses, most people find smell as important as their least favorite side chick. However, that doesn’t mean that the right aroma won’t get them hard like diamonds.

One deep breath, and cocks raise their heads like apex predators after catching a whiff of prey. If you have any doubts, just take a look at Rebekka Blue.

She joined the adult industry as a stripper at 18, then transitioned to cam modeling a few years later. But it was actually her first gig where she learned that people want to buy weird stuff online.

This eventually led her to start selling her own panties. And since it was a profitable endeavor, she decided to kick it up a notch.

Fast forward, Miss Blue started an OnlyFans in 2020, got verified, and expanded her product range to meet her customers’ demands. She pockets 10 bucks by selling her spit, and her worn tights find takers at $32.

As for underwear, the base price is $50, but it increases depending on:

  • the number of days she wears them
  • what she did while wearing them

For those in a rush, there’s express shipping; for those seeking sentiment, an option for a handwritten note. And for people who really want a good whiff, she offers vacuum sealing to trap that unique fragrance.

If you’re feeling tuckered out from your usual 9-5, this line of work is waiting with open nostrils. Just be ready for some weird looks when you purchase your 100th pair of panties for the third month in a row.

Rating Dick Pics

Did you know there was a market for rating dick pics?

It works like this: some dude uses a camera to get a good shot of his pecker, sends it to an OnlyFans creator, pays up, and gets a review.

Yep, when you can’t get someone to stroke your cock IRL, get a random chick to stroke your ego. Alternatively, if compliments aren’t moving the needle — or their Willy — people ask to be humiliated instead.

Tegan-Leigh Grey says that 1 in 6 guys prefers the latter treatment — a ratio she found a little surprising. Either way, her prices remain the same in both cases:

  • a written message for $12
  • an audio message for $15
  • a topless video for $20

I haven’t done a single written or audio message, they’ve all been topless videos, she says. Unsurprisingly, guys don’t mind adding 8 bucks to see a nice pair of tattooed titties.

Tegan rates more than the dicks they send her; she also considers their overall presentation. Plus, the grade depends on whether customers want to be praised or shamed.

I never really go lower than a 7.5 out of 10 unless it’s a humiliation rating. I like to give them a confidence boost because I feel like it might help them to go out and get laid.

Awww, such a nice girl. Some would even say, wifey material.

Sexy Hobbies

Taking someone’s non-sexual interests and adding a little spice is one of the best ways to make bank. After all, sex sells is a tried-and-true marketing strategy.

Melanie Collett is a high school dropout, but that hasn’t stunted her entrepreneurial spirit. As soon as it was legal, she joined OnlyFans and became a sports fetish content creator.

Namely, Melanie is a fervent fan of Rangers F.C. — the bitter rival of Celtic F.C. And football fans — complex beings as they are — love nothing more than a hot girl in a uniform.

So, naturally, she quickly blazed through those humble beginner numbers and garnered attention even beyond her own club’s fanbase. Not only that, but her best customers are actually the supporters of their biggest rival.

The Celtic fans are funny as they like me to send them abuse if they are losing and be horrible to them. Some ask me to do custom videos humiliating them, and they tell me they have sexual fantasies about getting caught having sex with a Rangers fan.

At the time of the interview, this Edinburgh-based bombshell made around £1,500 per day. And since the Celtic – Rangers rivalry is more than a century old, we can safely say her source of income is more secure than that of fidget spinner sellers.

Becoming Man’s Best Friend

Turns out that being a good boy or girl is one of the better weird ways to make money on OnlyFans. For Jenna Phillips, aka Puppy Girl Jenna, it was worth almost $1,000,000 at one point.

While selling fetish content is nothing new, you can’t just choose blindly and hope for the best. If you want it to resonate with the audience, you need to find the right niche for you; your calling.

And on that note, let’s get back to our Texan hottie. Jenna started OnlyFans while working as an optician but ditched her job so she could be a full-time good girl.

I feel like a dog. I just want to roll around, play fetch, get head scratches, run around, and play. All of that.

I really love praise. I love hearing ‘good girl’. It makes my heart melt every time.

We’re sure it does. Especially if that praise comes in the form of OnlyFans tips.

Anyways, even though Jenna acts as one, she’s definitely not living a dog’s life — that’s for sure. In fact, she’s probably happily wagging her little tailbone, right now.

Getting Into Gas Production

Did you know that an all-out war on farts is taking place? No, we’re not joking — at least for the most part.

We’re talking, of course, about the great environmental activists vs cows battle. Yes, it’s a truly gas-tly business, but somebody needs to do it, apparently.

Luckily for everyone involved, we’re not cows — meaning we can let it rip as much as we want. Which is exactly what reality TV star Stephanie Matto did.

This fart paddler was making $100 per jar, or almost $50,000 a week, at the peak of her gassy enterprise. When the word got out on just how much she was earning, people were blown away.

Truly, it was all sunshine, flatulence, and rainbows for Steph until one day, she experienced strong chest pain. She feared it was a heart attack, but turns out it was due to her diet of gas-inducing beans and eggs.

The doctors advised her to change her diet, which effectively put an end to her career. Overall, she pulled around $200,000 from not-so-thin air — far from a bad haul.

Still, there will always be thoughts of what could’ve been. Talk about a workplace injury.

Eating Hefty

Bryan Steel, or Gainerbull, is one of the biggest OnlyFans creators. If you’re surprised you’ve never heard of him before, that’s because he’s big like a BBW rather than a VIP.

To put it another way, Bryan’s weight and Leo’s body count of Victoria’s Secret models have something in common. That is, both numbers have been increasing steadily for over 20 years.

Mr. Steel is 47, weighs over 500 lbs, and is part of the LGBTQ+ and the fat fetish communities. He takes pleasure in deliberately increasing his body weight and participating in so-called loading sessions online.

This hunk of a man eats around 10,000 calories a day. If you’re wondering, that’s four times the standard amount for an adult male.

Naturally, when you consume that much food, you quickly run up a bill. Hence, to fund his way of living, Bryan made it his own weird way to make money on OnlyFans.

Although he won’t disclose his subscriber count, he did say something on the topic. The more subscribers I get, the faster I’m growing larger, he brags.

So, if anyone wants to give him a helping hand (full of food), they can do so for $25/month. Needless to say, he’s making much more than your typical male content creator.

Selling What You’re Growing

No, we’re not talking about farming. You can step away from the tractor, ma’am.

The fruits of this labor won’t come from the soil, but from your body. To clarify, we’re referring to selling your hair, nails, or whatever else you can grow.

As an example, let’s take a look at PeekabooPumpkin. Like many others, she is also making a living off her body, albeit in a slightly different way.

Namely, she’s suffering from PCOS or polycystic ovarian syndrome. Because of it, she’s been rockin’ a beard that would make Karl Marx proud — at least until he learns how much she’s making.

This makes her stand out from most women, but at least she can blend in with Amish men. Although that might not have been the dream growing up, it has definitely helped her on social media and OnlyFans.

Oh, and the fact that she has a big rack couldn’t have hurt, either.

Mommy Milkers

Depending on whether you know the meme, you might have an idea what this is about. In case it’s not clear, we’ll be talking about sweet, sweet milk(ers).

Alice Lovegood is a mother of three (a certified MILF) and our dairy queen of the day. And once upon a time, she and her family were £15,000 in debt.

Luckily, she turned things around when she started milking herself — and horndogs — for money. At one point, some guy even offered £100,000 in exchange for a drink straight from the tap, but she declined.

As she recalls, she was making up to £10,000 a month from videos of her pumping herself. Not only that, but she was considering expanding and starting a milk run.

At one point, I was open to selling my breastmilk for £300 for 100ml because I was getting so many requests for it. But with the pandemic, I decided it wasn’t safe.

Luckily, COVID is mostly a thing of the past now, so… warm milk before bed, anyone?

ASMR

ASMR stands for autonomous sensory meridian response and became a thing in the late 2000s. Since then, it has been growing in popularity, and today you can find it pretty much anywhere.

It is a somewhat unique entry in this list because it apparently has some health benefits. We say somewhat because so does passing gas — just not when you’re doing it like Stephanie.

But we digress. ASMR is a calming, tingling sensation that different triggers cause, and people enjoy it for its pleasurable sensory response.

These include sounds that catch your ear, sights that dazzle your eyes, or even an up-close and personal bond with another person.

That bonding doesn’t need to happen IRL, which is one of the reasons why ASMR became so popular.

As we mentioned, you can find it pretty much anywhere (YouTube, Instagram, Twitch, TikTok, etc.), and OnlyFans is no exception.

Some notable content creators in this niche are:

Between them, you can find a variety of content, such as:

  • All sorts of roleplaying (fantasy, fetish, taboo, girlfriend experience, and so on)
  • ASMR masturbation and blowjobs featuring a variety of sex toys
  • JOI videos, etc.

If you’re not sure if this is something you would enjoy, there’s no need to rush with that OnlyFans subscription. These ladies share tamer versions of their content on other platforms, which is a great way to get a taste.

Just open their OnlyFans pages from the links above, and look for their Linktree in the bio. Or, if you prefer losing your ASMR V-card with someone you know, how about a physical exam with Angela White?

Conclusion

Earth’s biggest selection might’ve been Amazon’s slogan at one point, but OnlyFans certainly has something to say about that. Sure, the latter platform mainly offers hot women, but the variety of their content is unquestionable, and nowadays you practically need an OnlyFans model finder to go through all the hot pieces of ass on the site.

Did we overlook any weird ways to make money on OnlyFans? If you’ve seen something that would fit this list, feel free to drop it down in the comment section, and we may cover it in the future.